betterthanlegos: s-guy: abitgarish: wolfbearsnake: xxcrashcourse: aneverydaynerd: I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game. Good for her. fuck...
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
yoga-food-and-fitness: little-uno: thatstoomainstream: It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs, collar and hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful. This may have just changed my life. This is probably the best post to help me realize shit I have ever seen.
skin-and-ink: flure: I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize...
rachelisaflameprincess: bendydicks: considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth. oh i was not prepared for that
iamhamburglar: jessied181: tltty: what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs When you have a really “good” answer.
itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
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hitlersbreastmilk: hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know...
no-chickflick-moments: oh-what-providence: thefaultinourfandoms: fasterfood: “dad i got accepted into harvard!!” “son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd” I sat here gasping for breath for about a full minute. It’s not funny because it’s true.
[[MORE]] Why do I still get so jealous and sensitive around you? It’s time to put what happened between us behind me. Yeah, I fell for my best friend, and what happened sucked. And yeah I do still kind of love you, but I love my boyfriend, I’m gonna spend forever with him. It’s time to move on.
caraknightley: shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason
adventure-itsoutthere: BARTY CROUCH junior
eleventhdoctor: i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
whoatemyburrito: teawithaview: have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late. yes
lol-drugged: pityreblogs: so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind… then he sent this apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire Was anyone else...
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”